1. An Expression of Surprize
2. A Cellphone that has been stuck in a vat of green putty on a very hot day, then frozen in the freezer of an old man's summer home, the putty must then be broken and the cell phone retrieved, find a place with no bars for the cell phone and feed the cell phone to a gopher.
1. Oh Schnap, when did you get here
2. *Example Not Found*
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