OCMD
Ocean City, Maryland. As opposed to OCNJ, which is not nearly at suitable for alcoholism, promiscuity, or having a good time.
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OCMD
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbation Disorder.
OCMD, is a rare, serious disorder that results in frequent violent masturbation that may erupt spontaneously without prior warning. Due to its spontaneity and furious nature, individuals who have OCMD may not be able to reach a suitable location before onset of the symptoms above.
This should not be confused with someone who is violently anti-social as the symptoms of OCMD are completely involuntary.
OCMD, is a rare, serious disorder that results in frequent violent masturbation that may erupt spontaneously without prior warning. Due to its spontaneity and furious nature, individuals who have OCMD may not be able to reach a suitable location before onset of the symptoms above.
This should not be confused with someone who is violently anti-social as the symptoms of OCMD are completely involuntary.
Oh man, the guy who wants to be my roommate has OCMD, I don't think I want him has my roommate.
Due to my OCMD, I must carry wet wipes and an emesis basin for semen.
Due to my OCMD, I must carry wet wipes and an emesis basin for semen.
OCMD by Dr. Harrispm April 21, 2017
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OCMD
Obsessive Compulsive Myspace Disorder
A condition marked by the obsessive need to check your myspace page constantly throughout the day; having dozens of comments in a row from the same friend, in response to comments you posted on their page; changing your top friends based on who puts you in their top friends list; stalking girls based on the comments they leave guys you are nondating.
Treatable with a prescription for a boyfriend, in suppository form.
A condition marked by the obsessive need to check your myspace page constantly throughout the day; having dozens of comments in a row from the same friend, in response to comments you posted on their page; changing your top friends based on who puts you in their top friends list; stalking girls based on the comments they leave guys you are nondating.
Treatable with a prescription for a boyfriend, in suppository form.
If you don't stop posting all these comments on my page, I might have to diagnose you with OCMD.
Sophie and Kristy have OCMD.
Sophie and Kristy have OCMD.
OCMD by Soph and Cricky November 10, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable