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Eating because you just have nothing better to do.

prounced - OAK-ITCH
I'm bored, wanna go for a oakage?

oakage by Jeff Patterson September 20, 2005
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oakage Oakago Oatage oikage Okage
Oikawa and Kageyama two boys from haikyuu pretty sure they hate each other guts. DEFINITELY a rarepair BUT if you support it you support it. Don’t come for me but the art be cute 😽
Random person: OMG I love oikage ship

Another person: yoo wtf 😃✋
oikage by Idontlikeyacutg November 3, 2020
"Okage", the burnt rice that sometimes sticks to the bottom of a cooking pot, is sometimes used to refer to women like to hang out with gay or effeminate men.
If your a girl and all of your friends are gay guys,your probably a Okage...
Okage by Fioxis March 7, 2009
Oakago is the definition of peace. It is a form of peace that is given.

When someone gives oakago they are giving peace to a person, animal, or object.
Oakago my brother/sister.
Oakago by Philosopher Nucci April 18, 2023
When someone leaves a perfectly round, ominous brown circle on their bed, and then tries to convince everyone it’s Coke Zero instead of the obvious butthole blast radius we are all looking at. It’s not a stain, it’s a shit eclipse.
"My buddy Jacob and I had some crazy butt-sex, had some major Oatage."
Oatage by Yung Shmeat December 28, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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