A name that was butchered by your father when spelled on your birth certificate (true story? Maybe.)
You can never find your name on coke bottles or keychains at gas stations off the highway, but you deal with it.
You're an egoistic, hot headed, kitchen Goblin bitch that would rather lay in bed than actually be productive and talk to someone. Terrible with the men and ladies, you can't flirt to save your life. But when you're drunk, woo boy you're something special.
You can never find your name on coke bottles or keychains at gas stations off the highway, but you deal with it.
You're an egoistic, hot headed, kitchen Goblin bitch that would rather lay in bed than actually be productive and talk to someone. Terrible with the men and ladies, you can't flirt to save your life. But when you're drunk, woo boy you're something special.
by Smudge1258 May 26, 2022