Nuzzletoff 

A word that can be exclaimed when you are having or after having a moment of cuddling or nuzzling with a significant other.

Also good for explaining what you did the night before or congratulating two people on their PDA.

Originations stem from the word mazeltov, the Jewish exclamation of excitement or congratulations.

Sometimes used to brush past a friend who is requesting a detailed description of "what did you guys do last night?"

Jon: "Hey Ben, what were you and Alicia up to last night, wink wink."
Ben: "haha... Nuzzletoff!"
Jon: "Niiice."

or

*Becky and Mark hug for a long time*
James (in passing) "Nuzzletoff!!"

Nuzzletoff by Marilyn Beale October 8, 2009

muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.

A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!

muzzletoff by semicolumn January 26, 2009

nozzletoff 

When you pee in a girls butt and break a glass over her head and yell "NOZZLETOFF"

After Jesse's barmitsfa this drunk girl let me nozzletoff her in the bathroom

nozzletoff by Jebadiah909 January 29, 2017

guzzletoff 

Prounounced: al-coh-hall-ick
An obnoxious drunk that refuses to brush it's teeth or shave it's neckbeard. Most commonly found living in a van down by the river extremly intoxicated and reminiscing about the time they had sexual relations with a mediocre looking woman.

Similar to: pulling a guzzletoff
defined: when a friend is in dire need of a ride so the guzzletoff offers to pick them up but then shows up completely shit wasted and unable to drive.

Damn it eli why did you text him?! You know he turns into a complete guzzletoff after one lime-a-rita.

guzzletoff by dr.boxmunch_PHD May 7, 2015

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016