Nutwert 

A type of nut grown & found only in the state of Louisiana. It cramps the fingers so when using the computer you can only type happy-faced smileys. It has also been found that it occasionally gives genital warts, which contributed to the name "Nutwert." The nut itself is a pale pink with separated edges. It smells like fish, until it is boiled, when it begins to smell faintly like roses.

"You know, I think i'll lay off the computer for today."
"Why's that?"
"I ate some Nutwert after a dare and actually wound up getting genital warts."
"...so?"
"I really don't want people to think i'm ENJOYING them."

Nutwert by Damiftwzorz September 7, 2009

nutworthy

adj. A girl/guy who is worthy of having sex with, or fantasizing about later while you masturbate.

Were there any nutworthy girls at the party last night?

nutworthy by metalhed2g December 2, 2009

Nutworthy

Orgasmic

That brisket was nutworthy

Nutworthy by Barbiedoll39 October 20, 2018

Nutworthy

A playful term used to describe something exceptionally impressive, exciting, or enjoyable. Typically used to describe something that is visually appealing.

"What do you think about this 3D model I created?"
"That shit's nutworthy"

Nutworthy by EggsOnAGrill November 1, 2024