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A type of nut grown & found only in the state of Louisiana. It cramps the fingers so when using the computer you can only type happy-faced smileys. It has also been found that it occasionally gives genital warts, which contributed to the name "Nutwert." The nut itself is a pale pink with separated edges. It smells like fish, until it is boiled, when it begins to smell faintly like roses.
"You know, I think i'll lay off the computer for today."
"Why's that?"
"I ate some Nutwert after a dare and actually wound up getting genital warts."
"I really don't want people to think i'm ENJOYING them."
by Damiftwzorz September 06, 2009
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