Nutbeard 

A particularly hairy scrotum.

I can't put talc on my scrotum it will turn my nutbeard white.

Nutbeard by Goat-boy23 September 7, 2011

Nut Beard 

Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.

I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard

Nut Beard by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

nutboard 

When your significant other is typing on the computer and you run and nut on the keyboard, and before she has a time to respond you smash her face into it.

Girl - " So as i was writing my essay yesterday my boyfriend totally nutboarded me. "

nutboard by Stevenz March 20, 2008