Nut year

A term used to describe distance
It is determined by the ammount of nut you nut in a year, at the end of that year yoy have nutted a nut year and if you line up all the nut you have nutted in a line and measure it, that is how far the nut year is.

Nigga the fuck, why are you a fucking nut year away from me? You cum sack!

by Smexybritholyshkit October 18, 2018

No Nut New Year

"No Nut New Year" similar to " No Nut November" but you have to put exactly on new years day and can't nut again until next year.

Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."

Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."

by Virgin Lies December 9, 2018

No Nut New Years

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one

A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.

by AGod0607 November 2, 2019

New Year Nut

When you bust a nut during the ball drop on New Years

This year will be great, started it off with a New Year Nut.

by Fuckup420 December 29, 2016

New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 January 1, 2021

no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year

"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"

by Tymeggs October 4, 2021

no nut year

if yall bitches failed no nut every year, then well well well i made up "no nut year: (don't fail bro)
is like put every ohio meme in to a bowl and put dark memes and things that make people feel pain and also NNN and you prob get "no nut year" am gonna bet your gonna ask what the hell is no nut year, is fucking like YOU CAN NOT NUT FOR A YEAR- basically that (am gonna bet nobody is gonna see this lolz but no nut year will be alive one day >:))
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NNJ :)

friend: i fucking failed NNN AND NND
me: then don't fail NNY
friend: oh fuck WTH IS THAT-
me: no nut year :)
friend: NO FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE PERSON WHO MADE NO NUT YEAR
me: :) balls in yo jaw

by sussy baka boi December 3, 2022