Nut Brother 

Brothers who have the same father, but different mothers. Can also be used loosely even if people are genetically unrelated, similar to "brother from another mother" but without sounding like a moron.

What's up my brother from another mother?

Dude you're white and from Mission Viejo, CA. You sound like a moron. Call me your Nut Brother instead.

Nut Brother by Bee-rant September 17, 2010

Nut Brothers

what you are with one or multiple of your friends after the act of nutting in a cup after, before or at the same time of your friend or friend’s then mixing it splitting it into even portions and taking it like it’s a shot of vodka

JJ says “We are all officially Nut Brothers”

Everyone cheers “Yes we are”

Nut Brothers by MonkeTucher616 June 25, 2024

Nut up my brothers 

Squirrel for: Taking up arms (i.e. getting ready to battle).

First coined in the Sears Commercial 'Squirrel Revolt'.

(Man walks in with wife to display a bunch of squirrels cutting coupons for them)
(Head Squirrel flips table)

Squirrel: We're tired of you humans and your tyranny! Nut Up my Brothers!

(Squirrels proceed to attack the humans and vandalize their property)

Nut up my brothers by My pseudonym is already in use October 24, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012