The act of violating the user Spartacus on nexopia, either through undressing her with your eyes, or physically running your hands up and down her thighs.
"I nursed her so long, that she actually orgasmed"
by vv0mp December 7, 2005
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A vocal cry of of exclamation feigning the need for medical assistance from a nurse following particuarly loud or loud and wet flatulance.
Nurse, Nurse! cried Fred as his friends held their noses following his loud fart!
by Caiptean August 29, 2009
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Catching a fish with tackle attached to a nipple ring.
I went out nursing this weekend...FISH ON!
by Robby Bobby Moonstock August 20, 2017
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The first person you see after you tell someone, "here hold my beer".
Nurse~ What's the problem
Guy~ I rolled down a hill drunk and well you know what happend.

Nurse~ Ok the Doctor will be in soon.
by Shootingstar69 January 28, 2017
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Lying to your friend in a really elaborate way, like telling him you're going to nursing school in a far place(which you aren't) instead of moving to the same school whit him and so, for he to believe this, you block him on your social media so he can't see what you're actually doing
Bad friend: Dude I'm going to nursing school on México, my dad said it's cheaper.
Good friend: But, bro you don't like México or nursing school.
Bad friend: Im sorry.
Good friend :,(
weeks pass
Bad friend: Hey, by the way I was totally nursing you!
Good friend: Oh you f***.
by Lumbaby March 1, 2016
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A person that has undergone training the be a prostitute that serves a primarily doctor based clientele.
"I'm going to pick up a nurse for the on-call room, you want one?"
by Mr. Doctor Man March 12, 2009
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Most underappreciated health profession, as indicated by the ridiculous staff ratios in hospitals. Without them, patients are screwed.
Person 1: I can't believed it! Went to the hospital today, and instead got a nurse practitioner to help me. How dare they!

Person 2: How about you stfu. They actually know their shit.
by senthurmanz May 9, 2017
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