The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one
will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.
For the safety of
English speakers, the
German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist
das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das
Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*