Numenor

Numenor was a heavy metal band that existed around 2004. They gained a huge following in and around Dunfermline, Scotland with the hit single 'Hold'. This song was fast paced but the lyrics suggested a slightly depressing life story was being told and so 'Numenor' can be used to describe someone who is still working a fast paced life but who is also, to some extent depressed.

1. Hey man, you're looking a little Numenor right now.
2. That girl over there seems a little Numenoretic.
3. I feel like i'm a little Numenored these days.

Numenor by WarHenx March 27, 2008

numenorian

The generic human of wordArda/word.

Strider was numenorian.

Aragorn was the numenorian King.

numenorian by larstait October 15, 2003

numenographer

someone who chronicles psi, spiritual or other alternate reality experiences after having themselves experienced such phenomena.

after john journeyed shamanically he was so excited to learn more about other realities that he became a de facto numenographer recording and sharing his numinous encounters with all who'd listen.

numenographer by juanderfull April 19, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012