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When something is amazingly awesome, parcticly too awesoem to think aobut, so you say its Number one!
Apose to it being number two, meaning the same thing as the bathroom associated thing.
"Rico, this thing is NUMBER ON!"
"Thanks, man. This is Number One!"
by DieWeak73 March 18, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Captain Jean Luc Picard addressing Commander William T. Riker.
You have the bridge Number one. I have to go take a number two.
by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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When you pee/piss/urninate.
Hey I'll be right back. I've got to go take a number one!
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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The state of being the ultimate mack daddy in conjunction with possessing another admirable talent. Therefore, earning multifaceted respect.
"Dude just crossed the finish line in first place and immediately proceeded to mack hoes... number one."
by CTroller November 19, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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by fizzle April 01, 2004
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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