vt.

1. To attack with a nuclear weapon, or to otherwise bring about widespread and utter destruction.

2. To cook a foodstuff in a microwave oven (it is a common misconception that microwave energy is a form of nuclear radiation).

3. To delete a computer user's accounts without warning, typically for abuse.
1. After years of patent hostility, US Emperor-For-Life George Bush finally nuked France in 2020, resulting in the formation of the "Freedom Sea".

2. "Just nuke those vegetables for five minutes on High, it's much quicker than steaming them."

3. The webhosting company nuked Jamal's "penile enhancement" sites because he was caught spamming.
by Carl Willis March 12, 2005
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1. a Navy term meaning "overthink" that implies you are thinking like a nuke (as defined in the second definition).
2. a person in the Navy, either enlisted or officer, who has had nuclear training and currently works in the field. These people require a higher pre-entrance testing score on their ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) and tend to be smarter than the average person in the Navy, and many times tend to lack common sense.
(for definition 1):
"Don't nuke it."
"You are nuking it."

(for definition 2):
"I just finished training as a nuclear electrician, so now I'm officially a nuke!"
"You're not technically a nuke, but you sure think like one."
"You're such a nuke!"
by deepspace10 December 7, 2011
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A US sailor, either enlisted or commissioned officer, who has successfully finished the US Navy nuclear power pipeline and is qualified to operate the nuclear power plants aboard aircraft carriers or submarines.
Prospective nukes are subjected to intense scrutiny and higher standards of behavior and technical knowledge than your standard sailor. They are the elite of the elites.
Nukes often advance quickly through the ranks due to the amount and intensity of training they are subjected to while as a student.
Nuke school is widely considered to be one of the toughest schools offered in the military.
A: So, what do you do in the Navy?
B: I'm a nuke.
A: Wow.
B: (with much hubris) Yeah, it's tough being the best of the best.
by Nuke Trained Sailor August 31, 2008
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1. Nuke (noun, slang) - A Thermonulcear Weapon.

2. Nuke (verb, slang) - To attack a target with a Thermonuclear Weapon.

3. Nuke (verb, slang) - To cook food in a Microwave Oven.
1. The Enola Gay dropped a Nuke on Hiroshima.

2. The City of Hiroshima was Nuked.

3. I just nuked some leftovers for dinner.
by Imminent Storm August 22, 2005
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When SomeThing Is so Good Its “Nuke” not such As The Actual Bomb But It is The Bomb.
Shorty got “Nuke” .
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NUKED (warez)

A cracked game, game DLC, video release may be NUKED for several reasons. It may be because the group responsible for the release requested it, or there may be something actually wrong with the release. When a release is nuked, a permanent mark is placed on it, and it stops being actively promoted or distribited. Often, a “REPACK” will follow from the same group, fixing the problems, or another group may release a “PROPER”.

When a "warez" scene member’s release is nuked, managers of the topsites and other distributors obliged to warn their users of the nuking, and the reasons for it. The user responsible for the release can lose respect in the community, and may also be punished in the form of a ban or fine of “credits” within various topsites.
SKIDROW Deus Ex Mankind Divided - NUKED
This release was nuked.
by Vispooh March 3, 2017
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Nuke is the very best Counter Strike: Global Offensive map. It is very sweaty when you come across the people that solo queue nuke only. If you go down the vents you can feed someones EGO and they will starting flaming your team in chat. Once this step is done get one teammate to keep trash talking him into a long conversation so he is distracted. From here it is easy and walk up behind the player while he is typing and just knife him. (We came back from 1-6 to 16-7)
Nuke is the best map in the game apart from train.
by SlitheryJoshL February 13, 2020
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