Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.
Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”
Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”
Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”
by Ree Ree Magee December 31, 2022