Nugent
Massachusetts has it's Massholes but the Great Lake State has no such pejorative. Until now. An asshole from Michigan, anywhere really, can and should be called a Nugent. Nuge works too if you are in a hurry.
Stop doing Jaeger shots, dude. They turn you into a Nugent - a total asshole - and people hate you for it.
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