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A person/persons containing no outward skill in FPS online games. Generally considered to be autistic, who have no defensive strategy (E.G.- Call of Duty, etc.) and only possess simple-minded "RNG"/"Spray & Pray" offensive capabilities.

Usually considered harmless unless doing "Jihadi Jim" or similar "Bonzai" styled charges with fully automatic weapons. They do, however, make excellent cannon fodder for skilled players of any game.

Explanation- Called "NubCabbage" because they are not quite skilled enough to be true "N00bs" (hence, "Nubs"), but ARE skilled enough to be a Cabbage carrying a Bayonet attached to an Sub-Machine Gun, coupled with the willingness to die......often.

Variation: NUBCabbage- Song by Captain Slappy & Toadkiller Dog.
Jesus, this nubcabbage is rolling all over with a Peppashaw, and dying faster than he can spawn!

Man.......dig the skill these nubcabbages have!
by OneEyedGodzilla May 23, 2009