Nowist

A nowist is a person who believes in living in the moment. A nowist sheds negative things in the past and and gains energy from positive things in the right now, thereby improving the possible future.

Helen is a nowist, she believes in making the best of every situation.

Nowist by fetsiboomsticks July 22, 2009

Dirk Nowitzki 

The Best White Basketball Player Of The New Millenium

Dirk Nowitzki Is The New Larry Bird

Dirk Nowitzki by John Mazz July 18, 2008

Nowstalgia

The feeling that you are currently experiencing a moment that you will look back fondly about in years to come.

Adjective: Nowstalgic

During a first date, John quipped to Jane that he was feeling a moment of nowstalgia, "Just think, years from now, we will look back on this moment as where it all started. Let's take a picture to show the grandkids!"

Nowstalgia by Icantthinkofapseudonym March 4, 2009

Dirk Nowitzki 

NBA player that just took his talents to South Beach and um, beat the Miami Heat.

Dirk Nowitzki showed up to the Finals while LeBron did not

Dirk Nowitzki by personwhotypesonud June 13, 2011

Noisturbating 

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.

Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.

Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010

nosist

Discrimination against noses

“Ms. Yann has a long nose” - Destiny “Your a nosist” - Amir

nosist by Amioo October 19, 2020

Notistic 

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021