Nosturbating 

When you act the action of masturbating on your nose.

to nosturbate

vowel

He was nosturbating in class.

Nosturbating by Daniel C. 1995 April 30, 2008

Noisturbating 

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.

Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.

Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010

Rosturbating 

A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.

Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?

Rosturbating by BrokeN! September 20, 2010

nocturbating 

v. Sleep-masturbating. Masturbation which occurs when a person is asleep.

"Man, I was nocturbating last night, and I got menstrual fluid all under my fingernails, it TOTALLY SUCKED"

nocturbating by Emurii July 8, 2006

Hosturbating 

The act of women cleaning themselves like a cat.

"So, I was just relaxing in the hot tub, and there they were: the entire female yoga class Hosturbating!"

Hosturbating by AgentYang May 15, 2013

mosturbating 

The act of stopping a couple strokes early whilst masturbating so as to enjoy the some of the initial orgasm without actually ejaculating and compromising the load of your next full on session. the name is a pun, meaning you don't all the way MASTurbare, but you MOST-urbate.

Gabe was was in the mood to tug it, but didn't want to bust a nut until at least tuesday, so to hold himself over a while he closed the drapes, turned the picture of himself at 5 years old with grandpa away and started mosturbating

mosturbating by GrossWurdz4u November 25, 2011

nasterbating 

nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.

Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.

nasterbating by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013