Nosturbating
He was nosturbating in class.
Nosturbating by Daniel C. 1995 April 30, 2008
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Noisturbating
The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.
Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010
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Rosturbating
A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.
Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?
Rosturbating by BrokeN! September 20, 2010
nocturbating
"Man, I was nocturbating last night, and I got menstrual fluid all under my fingernails, it TOTALLY SUCKED"
nocturbating by Emurii July 8, 2006
mosturbating
The act of stopping a couple strokes early whilst masturbating so as to enjoy the some of the initial orgasm without actually ejaculating and compromising the load of your next full on session. the name is a pun, meaning you don't all the way MASTurbare, but you MOST-urbate.
Gabe was was in the mood to tug it, but didn't want to bust a nut until at least tuesday, so to hold himself over a while he closed the drapes, turned the picture of himself at 5 years old with grandpa away and started mosturbating
mosturbating by GrossWurdz4u November 25, 2011
nasterbating
nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.
Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.
nasterbating by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis
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It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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