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Nostalgeek 

A self-obsessed guy (not necessarily a geek) who constantly reflects on his "glorious" past—a very short-lived moment of "popularity" when he felt like the king of a small town (though people were laughing about him behind his back). He dislikes everything contemporary and adores classic music and old cinema. To him, Gen Zers are a bunch of fools, raw idiots who are nothing like him (so, of course, stupid, stupid).
The nostalgeek hates Ed Sheeran and Justin Biber. He also doesn’t appreciate Drake or any other popular hip Hop hits .. it’s beyond him..

nostalgebra 

The feeling of sadness-tinged regret you feel when you recall that you used to be able to do math.
A: I can't believe I don't remember how to differentiate this equation. I used to be good at math.

B: Ah, the rose-colored glasses of nostalgebra
nostalgebra by wotevs May 22, 2009

Nostaljerk 

1: When you revisit a piece of pornographic material that you "frequented" as a child, and have a sesh to relive the past.

2: When you masturbate to a piece of pornography that is at least fifteen years old.
"Hey have you ever seen Deep Throat?"

"Hell yes, I had a nostaljerk to that just last week. Those girls were very hairy back then."
Nostaljerk by Droopy Scrouge November 7, 2009

Nostalge 

The action of seeking out media from ones past, specifically their childhood, for the purpose of remembering those times; to feel nostalgia.
I'm going to binge Dexter's Lab later just to nostalge a bit.
Nostalge by wakethewinds August 26, 2018

nostalgence 

an act of indulging in nostalgia, particularly by one who yearns for an idealized version of the past.
With some difficulty, Fonzie finally abandoned his nostalgence for the year 1955 by remarking that "people who live in the past are mostly...dead."
nostalgence by alapanamo4 November 6, 2011

nostaljerkin'

going back too a prolific sexual memory, and then proceeding too pleasure yourself; lookin' back on it.
daniella: aye bro, 'member back on Vdae 2011? that shit was insane.

lumberjane: yeah, totsmcgoats! ahh, brb bro, this shit got me wantin' too start nostaljerkin'.
nostaljerkin' by chaparita. March 4, 2011