"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."
by koolmin23 November 10, 2019
The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.
Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.
The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.
The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday
Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?
John: 1.43rpm
Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?
John: 1.43rpm
by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 29, 2023
When a woman jerks a man until near ejactulation, then the man pins down the woman and shoves his dick up one nostril and ejactulats causing the cum to run out the other nostril.
by Sammy Lyons January 5, 2015
Person 1- "do you know what a "north korean abortion is?"
Person 2- "I dunno?"
Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."
Person 2- "I learned something today..."
Person 2- "I dunno?"
Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."
Person 2- "I learned something today..."
by MUCHO March 1, 2012
by Queef meister October 17, 2020
Slang for non-existant.
Grandma: Eat up
Me: But I'm full.
Grandma: No you're not. Keep eating.
Me: Fine. I'll eat North Korean Food
Me: But I'm full.
Grandma: No you're not. Keep eating.
Me: Fine. I'll eat North Korean Food
by A4775 January 8, 2021
It's where you drink half a cup of laxative before sex during which you crouch over your partner's face and say "here comes the pain in Korean as you shit all over your partner's face.
please note neither you or your partner have to be Korean to preform this.
please note neither you or your partner have to be Korean to preform this.
Kris:So rojo what did you and your girl did for valentine's day?
Rojo: well after dinner we went back to my place and she gave me the North Korean mudslide.
Kris: so how was it?
Rojo: warm and inviting
Rojo: well after dinner we went back to my place and she gave me the North Korean mudslide.
Kris: so how was it?
Rojo: warm and inviting
by Antonio Sabato Jr. February 17, 2008