A secretive country where religion and free speech are opressed and the people live in abject poverty. Also willing to develop WMDs.
"My dad got arrested in North Korea 37 years ago and now weighs 12 kilograms with a 32 inch beard, due to the fact he expressed his Christianity, since then the family has been regularly tortured for no apparent reason."
by D.O.G. O.B.G.Y.N. June 29, 2006
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FORMER COUNTRY. IN 2017 IT WAS DESTROYED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS FROM SEVERAL NATIONS. THE LEADER, KIM JONG UN, A FAT FUCK WHILE HIS OFFICERS ARE SKINNY AND SHORT, WERE COMPLETELY WIPED OUT OF EXISTENCE.
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 18, 2017
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North Korea is a country in asia where people are HEAVILY opressed in the ways of religion, political beleifs, how much FOOD they eat, and damn near everthing else. About 90% percent of the people in NK want someone to save them from there crazy dicator Kim Jong il.

Of course we in the the U.S. like it much better in Iraq, a place where 90% of the people DIDN'T want us there, had no WMDs, and is full of terrorists who came out because we came in.
ME: "Hey Mr. Bush? Shouldn't we be overthrowing Kim Jong il? He's really been opressing his people for a ling time, and we KNOW north korea has nukes."

DUBYA: "Naw, Iraq's better because we THINK they have WMDs and everybody there will like us, I think."
by -where we came in? July 5, 2006
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A queer country that doesn't know how to launch missiles. They just want attention, so they start launching WangDangBong 2's up in the air. "Capable of reaching the US" If it reaches the US, it'll instantly be shot down, and 10 atomic bombs will take out north & south korea. Just like the 2 that hit Japan after pearl harbor. Fuckin' right...
North Korea will end up like Japan, and have memorials for all the people that die from atomic bomb attacks. Let them keep their shit up.
by SaM SKiZZy July 5, 2006
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the best country in the world! come visit and you will not be disappointed! north korea is free and strong!
Friend 1: What's that one really strong and cool country in Asia?
Friend 2: North Korea?
Friend 1: Oh, yeah!
by thestonebone May 17, 2023
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The best vacation spot in the world
"Visit North Korea lately?"
"Yeah! What a vacation that was! It was sooooo beautiful!"
by PaPaPizzo! November 13, 2007
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