Threatening to take a dump, then never doing so
Some people say that they need to drop a nuke when they need to shit.
Some people say that they need to drop a nuke when they need to shit.
by Chris TDH April 30, 2018
The most worthless "country" in the world. Their "WMDs" can only fly 35 seconds before falling apart. Their soldiers are starving and are still using low-quality guns and equipment dating back to the end of WW2. The people have no food to eat, yet the dumbass leader Kim Jong Il spends 700 grand USD on Hennessy Cognac every year.
by VirusHouse November 4, 2007
A bizarre Asian twilight zone where the most basic things you've been taught since first grade are untrue. The dictator Kim Jong-il is a deity according to the average citizen. The army is starving, amputations are performed without anesthesia or electricity, and the people are forced to wear uniforms.
by kmfr November 2, 2010
A secretive country where religion and free speech are opressed and the people live in abject poverty. Also willing to develop WMDs.
"My dad got arrested in North Korea 37 years ago and now weighs 12 kilograms with a 32 inch beard, due to the fact he expressed his Christianity, since then the family has been regularly tortured for no apparent reason."
by D.O.G. O.B.G.Y.N. June 29, 2006
by Anonymous Bittermelon June 9, 2010
No. 1 retarded country in the world ruled by a retarded fatass psycho who only cares about himself and spends millions on nuclear weapons but can't even feed his people, causing them to become cannibals. Uses weapons and technology that date back to the mid 1900s. Depends on China to survive. Threatens Asian neighbours and USA but the threats are considered as jokes. Laughing stock of the world.
South Korean guy: Why can't North Korea just unite with us?
Kim Jong Un: North Korea, the best of the best!
Normal dude: It's amazing that North Korea still exists, even with the help of China.
Faggot: What the hell is North Korea?
Kim Jong Un: North Korea, the best of the best!
Normal dude: It's amazing that North Korea still exists, even with the help of China.
Faggot: What the hell is North Korea?
by Mr Confident July 16, 2016
A communist country ran by a short and ugly dictator named Kim Jung Il. It is the only country in the world where the government (rarely) distributes food to you and you can't get it anywhere else unless you enjoy tree bark and grass. It is the only country where concentration camps thrive. It is the only country where everyone shares one religion: Kim Jung-il.
North Korea: the greatest theocracy in the world!
North Korea: the greatest theocracy in the world!
When I used to live in South Korea, my school asked me and others to donate money to buy grain for the North Koreans. About three years later, I found out that the donations went and will go to the military. This is why South Korea must reunite with her northern neighbor to get rid of this hellhole. I wish Bush would just nuke the Kims, but what can I expect from him?
by Kenny McCor July 8, 2006