Noosh Itch

n. A severe genital itch. Usually refers to an itch around the female vagina but may also apply to a burning itch in the grundle area of the male. Such an itch may be soothed while in public by discreetly walking side to side as to scratch the affected area with underpants or adjacent area of skin.

Andy, I have such an intense noosh itch right now and I don't know what to do!

by Andrewski July 23, 2006

Noosh Jar

Noosh Jar is a term meaning a jar full of vegetable oil. The term was created when someone mispronounced the acronym NOS meaning Nitrous Oxide System. Nitrous is made of vegetable oil, giving the term Noosh its definition. Jar was added onto the word Noosh later because of similarities to the term Douche Bag. Noosh Jar is generally used as a substitute of the insult Douche Bag.

"Ryan has always been a Noosh Jar"

"Why are you being such a Noosh Jar? Stop it!"

by 7894561233545 December 31, 2010

Noosh pounded

Its what horny girls get done to them on casual encounters over the weekend. The act of ruthless banging of soft insertion points.

Margarine says: "i like ponies and getting my noosh pounded every friday night....."

by Bimal and Saurabh September 11, 2006

f noosh

1) plural of fn (the fanny) 2)a hybrid of both genitals

'holy moley I see a field of female f noosh'
'lord all mighty you have a funny f noosh'

by Bo'diddly November 10, 2003

Foosh noosh

Foosh noosh is the definition of smoking pottery

Let’s get on the foosh noosh

by The original foosh May 1, 2022

Foosh noosh

the smoking of the illicit drugs

Gary said he wants the quality foosh noosh sick of this headache’s of bullshit crap

by The original foosh May 1, 2022

Noosh

An absolute joke and a waste of time.

Fin is a huge noosh

by Grandpa Joe 36 October 12, 2020