Derived from the Thai word for 'Wingey little Asian'. Nooei's (or Nooeii) are generally menstrual, and can be passive agressive at any point. Usually a great cook and knows how to roll a mean, tight blunt. Likes small Japanese girls with no Engrish.
Fuck me, that guy was such a Nooei.
by Humperdink Wankspot April 15, 2009