Noodle Kitty

Someone who accepts a marriage proposal before the proposal is even made.

Claudia: So guy's guess what? Matt proposed to me and we are going to be getting married next Thursday!

Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.

Noodle Kitty by Claudia von Schaussenberg July 30, 2009

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kitten noodle soup

like chicken noodle soup but with kittens.

I ate some fucking good kitten noodle soup last night.

kitten noodle soup by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009

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noodles.discord.kitten

Funny ig

“Hey i just saw a weirdo on my fyp”
“It must’ve been noodles.discord.kitten right🙄🖕”

noodles.discord.kitten by Ren1un July 21, 2021

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idk they cool ig 🦄 very nice, great content, a little weird but it’s alright

person 1: “omg there’s this cool but kinda strange person on my fyp 😰”
person 2: “oh it must be noodles.discord.kitten”

noodles.discord.kitten by urmumsgf69 July 25, 2021

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noodles.discord.kitten

A really awesome tiktoker who posts stuff about gorilla

Person 1: hey have you seen noodles.discord.kitten??
Person: yes I have! I really enjoy their content!

noodles.discord.kitten by kuromiholic August 5, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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