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a noodle is someone who acts goofy. It can also mean someone who acts ditsy, retarded, brainless, gooberish, etc. It is simply someone with no common sense.
Tom Keffer is such a noodle.
by Denjamin April 24, 2006
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a firearm with long bullets, an assault rifle.
"I think this is the guy, be ready to pull back the noodles."
by CorleoneTheBoss March 05, 2012
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Nickname of the guitarist in The Offspring (the BEST band of all time).
The oldest member of The Offspring.
He TOTALLY rules!!
We love you Noodles!!!
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to have sex with someone if you are not completely erect
"yo, i heard my boy got drunk and gave her the "noodle"'

"yeah he noodled the shit out of her, ya heard"
by Dr. Ew 22 September 10, 2008
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Asian people, according to the slang of Nik Richie's TheDirty.com
"Yo, that chick smells like noodles."

"She must be part Asian dude"
by joobledotz March 29, 2010
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ANDREA PAIGE DILLON.

WHEN YOU ARE WET AND YOU WILL GO FOR ANYONE THAT IS THERE.
ANDREA PAIGE DILLON IS A NOODLE
by the baddest bitch seeeyuhhh December 08, 2010
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1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.

2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.

3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.

Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...
Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street

Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles

Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
by Don Zardeone August 01, 2009
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