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Someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.
Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.
Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
Danny: fuck off you noobivore
by HungLikeAWhale69 January 05, 2009

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n00b noob pro gamer 1337 dan gamer get laid never newb noobs own poon pwn
A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.
O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.
by HungryNoobivore January 03, 2010