aka-noobie
someone who is new to a game, or website, online game, or something.
lets go mess with the weak little noobs
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Plural of n00b. A new player, generally of a video game, that is unskilled and refuses to acknowledge this fact. There IS a difference between n00bs and newbies, and that is that newbies can and do learn.
"Oh my gawd, I love the map Dust. I can pwn so many n00bs on it. Maybe today I'll pwn enough n00bs that I can raise my rank on the server from three to one! Heh heh." -from www.pwned.nl
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An amature - one who's lost and has no clue what they're doing.
Noob: Shit man, the girl I met yesterday won't call me back!?
Friend: How many times did you call her?
Nood: Like 10 times... Every 10 miniutes... Is that too much?
Friend: Shit man!! You're a NOOB at getting chicks!!

Why don't you get anything right? Gezzz you're a true NOOB!!
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"Noob" is a term frequently used in online gaming, and pertains to immature ignoramuses with no grammatical/vocabulary skills. In technical terms, a noob can be referred to as an ultracrepidarian, inaniloquent, autohagiographer.
Every noob can be described as having one or more of these qualities.
Ultracrepidarian: A person who gives opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Inaniloquent: Speaking foolishly or saying stupid things.
Autohagiographer: A person who talks in a conceited manner about their own life and accomplishments.

Calling a noob an "ultracrepidarian, inaniloquent, autohagiographer" can yield interesting and often entertaining results.

An example of a noob being ultracrepidarian:

Noob: oh ya????? well ur ugly and hav no lyf! u jus sit at teh pc all day talking mean 2 ppl! U FAIL!!!11!

An example of a noob being inaniloquous:

Noob: roflololllollol omg ur such a n00b! i own ur FACE!!!!1!1!!~~~11!!

An example of a noob being an autohagiographer:

Noob: omg so im lyk rly rly rich and prtty and every1 lyks me and... etc.
by EchoSempai January 09, 2009

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One who is offended by this term.
John: "You're a noob."

Noob: "What!? What did you just call me?! I can pwn you boy with my 1337 skillz in Halo, GoW, WoW, CS, SC, MoH, BMW, YMCA, DUI, RDLGQ2UYZRT!! And-and also ..." etc.

John: "I rest my case."
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a totally stupid person on an online game rpg. they are oftentimes ignorant, dumb, and completly incompatant. in most cases, noobs are frowned apon by the community, as they are a burden and all they do is pester people who are trying to have a good time on an online game rpg. i once met a noob sooo noobish one time, that he couldnt figure out who i was talking to, and when it was me talking...see below
pot head370: ok richie109 go thru that door
cream5: me?
pot head370: did i say cream? no i said richie109.
cream5: wait me? u want me to go thru the door?
pot head370: No, goddammit! i want richie to go thru the door
cream5: ok ill go thru the door u dont have to yell
pot head370: you stupid motherfucker! go up the stairs and leave me alone
cream5: how do i go up the stairs? im lost! help me!
pot head370: you fucking noob!
by pot head370 September 02, 2006

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A person (usually a player on an online rpg/mmorpg) who isn't skilled and/or experienced at something, but refuses to learn and thinks highly of himself/herself.

Noobs like to gather in large colonies on the internet, but it is not uncommon to see one or two noobs alone. Noobs type very poorly and annoy other players (it is the only thing they are good at in life). They spam and do not follow the rules. They usually won't accept any help from experienced players, but when they do, they are always too stupid to comprehend the English that is being spoken to them, and become hysterical with anger.
-noob who won't accept any help- (on the mmorpg Furcadia)
Player: i'll brb. Whisper me later
Noob: huhh???
Player: Whisper me later, alright...?
Noob: ????????? u sukc i hve no idea wat ur sayin!!!!!!!!11
Player: Um... you just type '/playername message'. It's like instant messaging from different places.
Noob: ??!?!!??? U SUCK AT LIEF NO1 LIEKS U CUZ NO1 NOS WAT U R SYAING!!!!!!
Player: Wtf noob...

-noob who can't understand English-
Player: I have to go to my friend's dream just whisper me if you need anything!
Noob: wishper????!
Player: Yeah, just type '/playername message'.
Noob: pl/ayrermane mesaege"
Player: no, type like how I did: /playername message
Noob: /plyaernamme mesasge
Player: No, put my playername after the / and then your message!
Noob: I DNT GET IT U SUKC BALLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player: I should've known you were a noob.
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