Noness

pronounced no ness. used as exclamation for something you find unfair/shocking/what the hell. Useful for tricky situations where you might like to say something along the lines of 'Fuck off is that fair' but the audience wouldn't approve of that language!!!!

Oh my god, my phone isn't working anymore. Noness!!!

Teacher: Get out my classroom. Your behaviour is despicable
Student: Noness!!!

Noness by estemo September 15, 2007

nonseshorts 

A bloke called Roger who wears cut down jeans, that are so short you can see the pockets hanging out of the bottom.

Look at nonseshorts. I bet those pockets are full of cheese triangles.

nonseshorts by daveyboysaveloy September 21, 2015

Nonesense 

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words

Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."

Nonesense by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010

Selective No-ness

A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.

Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.

God, another Toney?
Use your Selective No-ness, buddy!

Selective No-ness by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

nofessional 

Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.

After 9 months of unemployment, I've had an epiphany - I'm a nofessional.

nofessional by Pizza Hut Suitcase February 9, 2009

Nonesoupforyou 

This motha fucka

Nonesoupforyou more like

Nonesoupforyou by Octofrie June 21, 2020

For the nones 

Don't you know/you know/indeed

Has roots in Chaucer's middle english

Vinni was a stout carl for the nones

For the nones by Vincentenial December 3, 2004