by amsg March 20, 2019
by Binxylove September 17, 2023
Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce
“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”
“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”
“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”
by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2022
by alexis mode August 29, 2022
a UK slang term for sex criminals, commonly misconceived to be for pedophiles only but is actually a very broad term and can range from coercing someone of age into sex once to the sexual assault of hundreds of children
person 1: did you hear john is a nonce?
person 2: no way!
person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
person 2: no way!
person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
by nonceryurbdiction May 2, 2022
Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet
A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.
by Muham's_a_Nonce April 10, 2019