1 definition by Muham's_a_Nonce
Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet
A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.
by Muham's_a_Nonce April 10, 2019