Top Definition
A penis.
The woman couldn't believe what a small noik her boss had.
by greselda123456 October 07, 2010
2 more definitions
The act of taking something from someone in a humorous manner.

The word, "noik" must be said with gusto while the act of thievery is being committed.
The victim gets up momentarily from his/her chair. A cheeky scallywag then leaps into the vacant chair whilst yelling, "noik!".

In the above scenario, the victim has been 'noiked', or;

The perpetrator has 'noiked' the victims chair, or;

The victim can be said to have been subjected to a,'noiking'.
by Excalibre November 11, 2010
Noik is a added to someones name when they have been a neek for a long time.
"Sergeant Noiksworth, where are we going now? we surrounded!"
by Georgeyboy1 February 13, 2008

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