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The fattest kid alive. He has no friends and frequently writes poems about a girl that will never ever EVER love him in his whole entire short little life. His hairstyle is disgustingly disgusting and is a cause to commit suicide over. If he ever becomes a successful businessman then the first thing that he is most likely to buy is a blow up doll which he mercilessly violates every single night of his pathetic life.
by Jenny Joseph May 14, 2012
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