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Noctaeon 

Night Creature

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The Great Night Cat He gets up in the Evening and does what he does all Night
then sleeps around Noon. That is the night creature there are many but this is one.

-Bixrlwib ;)
Noctaeon by Warezkitty December 16, 2004
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Notaversary 

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Noctavemphobia 

The fear of birds singing at night. Oh that unexpected scary sound, have they turned crazy? They should be sleeping! Is the apocalypse coming?
This fear kicks in when there is past trauma with birds singing at night in it. Usually the fear is worse between 4 and 5 a.m.
The name of this phobia comes from:
Noctis: night in latin
Avem: bird in latin
Two confused youngsters walk at night throught the forest...
Birds: Pi, pi, pi, chirp! Pi, pi, pi, chirp!
+ Fucking birds! Why are they singing?
- WAIT, you have noctavemphobia!
+ What the fuck is that?
Noctavemphobia by ZikBurns March 20, 2023
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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