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Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
1st friend- "Gordon was telling me about how he shagged two birds and then jizzed all over them"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"
by littlegeaorge February 10, 2010
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The combination of nob and shite. it is the left over material on the penis after anal sex.
Nobshite: Your mom has a sweet ass.
Lad1: So has your dad nobshite.
by MRman2000001 May 11, 2005
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