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Similar to saying "no homo" except referring to a large, flaming Mexican who listens to Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, etc. Wears a lot of arm bands, designer clothes, uses vats of hair gel daily and bursts into loud, girly fits periodically throughout the day.

Is known for saying he does a lot, but honestly doesn't do a thing productive. Will be more than willing to take credit where it isn't due. Thinks he's the shit, but everyone hates him.

Please reference "Tool" for the non-Mexican, homosexual-specific definition.
Hey man, did you hear the new Lady Gaga song? It was actually pretty good....no G-mo....
No G-mo by Craig List September 26, 2010
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Vroom-Nog-Mog 

I got a new scooter, it goes vroom-nog-mog.
Vroom-Nog-Mog by J0/\/ December 14, 2008

nogmonster 

a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.

"nogmonster" is an elevated version of the term "douchenogger" which defines the same kind of person.

nogmonster would describe a douchenogger who's way WAY over-the-top obnoxious.
holy shit, that guy over there who i just called a douchenogger has now graduated to nogmonster because he just jumped in the pool with his girlfriend's extra swimsuit top on. let's get out of here.
nogmonster by Befera August 5, 2011