Destroy Dick December is a reward for those men (definitely men at this point) who make it through the No Nut November challenge. Destroy Dick December is where you must bust a nut according to what day of December it is (e.g. if it's 6th of December, you must nut 6 times in that one day, if it's the 14th, you must nut 14 times, so on). It is the most gruelling task any man could carry out, and if you succeed in making it all the way through Destroy Dick December, you are officially crowned "King of the Nuts".
Friend 1 - "Bruh, *insert name* didn't make it past day 3 of Destroy Dick December, it's kinda disappointing."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
by ESB275 December 13, 2018
Whilst others may be attempting the Destory Dick December, those whomst most enlightened continue No Nut November through Dont Dick December.
by Hwaseong December 5, 2017
The highly coveted holiday that comes after No Nut November. Throughout the month of December, men will beat their meat everyday until the end of the month(Assuming they didn't beat it all of No nut November). A common tradition in Destroy Dick December is to beat your meat however many days of Christmas it is.
Man, No Nut November was pretty frustrating. Good thing Destroy Dick December is right around the corner.
by Substance Abuse Services December 6, 2017
Destroy Dick December is a very prestigious event that all men and women can participate in. It works as if on the first day of December you bust the same number as the day. The first, you bust once, the second you pound twice and so on.
“ Are you ready for Destroy Dick December?”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”
“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”
“Trust me, I will make it.”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”
“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”
“Trust me, I will make it.”
by grab that dick December 4, 2018
First day of December, nut once. On the second, nut twice. So on, until the 31st where you gotta buss a nut 31 times.
by Bussa Nut November 14, 2017
Destroy dick December Is the time of year when you must nut once December 1st nut twice December 2nd all the way up to December 31st when you nut 31 Times in one day.
by DjDorian1 November 20, 2017
Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick
Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”
Guy “ suck dick December”
Girl “ where do you wanna go”
And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off
Girl “hey”
Guy “ suck dick December”
Girl “ where do you wanna go”
And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off
by Locus788 November 4, 2019