A dumbass, or someone that does dumb things
Did you really forget you wallet your a jap.
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Jap is someone named drew who goes to camp Taqua who just got new uggs
Omg mom stab me with a toothpick I need to go to camp and be a jap.
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A bad or difficult position ; something hard to get out but has to be completed.
Florida state has miami hurricanes in a jap 42-0 and it only the first half .

I was in a jap for 7 years serving time in a florida state prison.
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JAP 2021 DEFINITION

a jap is a east coast girl, who is an absolute BITCH!! never be friends with one.

THEY ARENT ALWAYS JEWISH ITS SPREADING

they typically live in:
HUGE HOUSES (over 5,500 square feet)
WILL HAVE A SECOND HOUSE IN MAINE, BOCA, OR UPSTATE NY

located in:
connecticut (westport, greenwhich, wilton, redding, any small rich town)
boca, florida
new jersey (berkeley heights, livingston, tenafly, holmdel)
scarsdale, new york
long beach island, nj
long island

their clothes:
lulu lemon leggings
patagonia tops
af1s or golden goose shoes
uggs for winter
birkenstocks and moccasins for leisure
star or lightening bolts on their sweaters

barbour or patagonia jackets
wildflower phone case
(aviator nation and free city are for the wannabe's)

accessories:
return to tiffany necklace
pearl earrings
glasses
messy bun or straightened hair
brooks brothers bracelet

shit ton of makeup

sports:
dance
field hockey
squash
golf
tennis

summers spent:
at their rich girl camp (which they claim is their home away from home)
hooking up with guys at dances for camp
traveling to europe, boca, or marthas vineyard

qualities:
needy
whiny

high maintenance
attention seeking
everything must be their way
FAKE AF
stuck up

slutty
spoiled
bratty
loud
bitchy
flirty
so pretty/hot they're ugly
always says "omg"
they're actually pretty smart

Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a JAP
you see emily over there? what a jap!!!!!
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(NOUN, ADVERB,PRONOUN,INFINITIVE)
Jewish-American Penis
Alternatively can be known as Jewish-African Penis or Jewish American Prince
The rabbi ravenously chewed into Jesse’s JAP as he performed his circumcision.
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Very bad person he looks at you and says "oh oh oh"
Who said oh oh oh?
That was Jap
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