A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.

Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.
Person 1: Who's that lowering his voice over there for codi?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kyan Elton
by fuckoffkyan June 20, 2022
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Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.
The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana
by WorseThanHitler March 28, 2021
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Bwady Elton has some solid girth.
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