nino

A word describing anything that extremly sucks or is completly lame, somthing you don't want to be.

Bob: hey jon, go fuck your mom or be nino
Jon: OH MY GOD!! OK I'll do it. I DON"T WANNA BE NINO!

Bryce: That spanish test was so fuckin nino today!! I think I failed.

Andy{after missing an easy lay-up} AHHH NINO!!!

by Bob Ewell July 24, 2006

The Nino

To make someone anally gape with a UV light while smoking a cigarette before taking out the light and throwing the cigarette butt in the gaping asshole before violently ramming the UV light back in. The Nino.

Bro I used The Nino in my gf the other night and she smacked me

by Heheisnsnbw January 15, 2020

Blanco Nino

1) One whose nose bleeds when confronted with any sort of physical contact with the ground.
2) One who is sacked.

Nice catch Blanco Nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Ill Nino

Nu-Metal tribal band that sounds like Soulfly. Great band, Great Live. Newest CD is One Nation Underground which kicks some ass. Great Songs on One Nation are: This is War, Corazon of Mine and De La Vida. Used to be called El Nino...

Ill Nino rox my sox!

by Kevin aka theSaint December 16, 2005

ill NiNo

What is this I see? Could it be... a nu-metal band that is actually good? I think it is!

ill NiNo is one of the few nu-metal bands worth your time, do yourself a favor and give them a chance.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

ill nino

major spanish rock band with two amazing albums with mild portians of spanish lyrics

ill nino rock the party that rocks the body

by BlackDragonV1 November 16, 2003

ill nino

Along with Disturbed, probably the best Nu-metal band in existance. They hail from Brazil.
Best song, "How Can I Live"- Freddy vs. Jason soundtrack, Confessions

Ill Nino just arrived on the scene, but already are they putting out great music that totally destroys other nu-metal bands like Korn and Limp Bizkit.

by Jason Voorhees October 25, 2003