Some retarded ass fucking band made up by the biggest homo in the world Trent Reznor. Some old, fat, lazy fuck!
Another name for the band could be Nine Inch Cocksuckers. You get it? Hes a homo and he likes to suck Nine Inch Cocks.
I wonder why he named it Nine Inch Nails. No wait I do, Its because he likes to nail nine inch cocks all day.
Another name for the band could be Nine Inch Cocksuckers. You get it? Hes a homo and he likes to suck Nine Inch Cocks.
I wonder why he named it Nine Inch Nails. No wait I do, Its because he likes to nail nine inch cocks all day.
Person 1: Hey do you like Nine Inch Nails?
Person 2: No way they suck dick!
Person 1: Yea they do.
Trent Reznor: Your right I love it!
Person 2: No way they suck dick!
Person 1: Yea they do.
Trent Reznor: Your right I love it!
by The best person in the world 7 December 26, 2009
nine inch nails is the best band ever...
by matt sharp June 3, 2005
So this fag named Trent Reznor is worshipped as a music god bescause he can "sing" the gay "OMG they are so deep and emotional and penetrating LAWLZ, I <3 T.R. 4 Lyfe "lyrics some corporation (probably Virgin Records or RCA) wrote for him and tells him to sing. He is the Ashley Simpson of industrial rock or whatever the fuck his gay music is called. Its not heavy, its not metal, its just plain shit. Who cares if he can play the keyboard and yell and scream and throw temper tantrums on stage, Trent Reznor is just a fag who does drugs, sucks the dick of the singer of pearl jam and supposedly writes songs about profound topics, but they are all really about how badly he misses getting raped by his drunk uncles. Now he is worshipped by mall goths who cant like a band unless they have at least two of that bands shirts in black from hot topic.
NIN fan #1: OMG i luv Trent Reznor, i want to suck his dick
NIN fan #2: oh god yes i want to suck his dick too
NIN fan #1: im so upset, my dad didnt have buttsex with me
last night
NIN fan #2: WTF man, liek thats so unfair, report him dewd
NIN fan #1: well i did get to suck his cum from my brothers ass, and he knows that turns me on so badly
NIN fan #2: oh, man that turns me on too, lets listen to som trapt cuz we are underground and kvlt as fux
NIN fan #1: fuck yeah, were so angsty and mysterious and dark, nobody can decipher how we feel because they are busy reading our sweet hot topic shirts with a sarcastic slogan on the front
NIN fan #2: i got it, im going to take a shit, freeze it and use it as a dildo on you while we listen to our super deep and emotional and underground NIN records
NIN fan #1: way ahead of ya brahski, you want my green poop from last night or the peanut crunch?
NINE INCH NAILS FUCKING SUCK
NIN fan #2: oh god yes i want to suck his dick too
NIN fan #1: im so upset, my dad didnt have buttsex with me
last night
NIN fan #2: WTF man, liek thats so unfair, report him dewd
NIN fan #1: well i did get to suck his cum from my brothers ass, and he knows that turns me on so badly
NIN fan #2: oh, man that turns me on too, lets listen to som trapt cuz we are underground and kvlt as fux
NIN fan #1: fuck yeah, were so angsty and mysterious and dark, nobody can decipher how we feel because they are busy reading our sweet hot topic shirts with a sarcastic slogan on the front
NIN fan #2: i got it, im going to take a shit, freeze it and use it as a dildo on you while we listen to our super deep and emotional and underground NIN records
NIN fan #1: way ahead of ya brahski, you want my green poop from last night or the peanut crunch?
NINE INCH NAILS FUCKING SUCK
by Reginald Q. Niggerton January 24, 2007
A shitty "industrial" band that stole from real industrial bands like skinny puppy. Real Industrial music was never meant to be mainstream. My sister's boyfriend said that Trent Reznor has his own record label because no other label would accept him. All the other record companies thought he was a poser. There is nothing unique about this band besides from the fact that it is the only industrial band that most people know about. The music sounds weak compared to other less-known bands. The only people who listen to Nine Inch Nails are preppy teenagers, people who are trying to be unique, and people who haven't found real industrial music yet.
I hate Nine Inch Nails because my bitchy stepmom talked about how they were pioneers of the Industrial music scene.
by You_don't_need_therapy June 24, 2010
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by krazy ninja karl April 26, 2008
a nut sack that is nine inches or someone who has recently lost a lot of weight and their excess skin resembles that of a nut sack
Joe: Wow have you seen Lisa lately?
Justin: Yeah i heard she lost a lot of weight.
Joe: Yup she looks pretty good except for the nine inch nut sacks hangin off her arms.
Justin: Yeah i heard she lost a lot of weight.
Joe: Yup she looks pretty good except for the nine inch nut sacks hangin off her arms.
by Capt Baker February 27, 2010