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nincomphile 

A complete ass. Complete unaware of context, relevance, or factual information. Speaking complete gibberish and trying to make it sound intelligent. A MORON!
DOAT will you shut the hell up with that stupid fucking bullshit you GOD DAMN NINCOMPHILE
nincomphile by DOATfiend September 13, 2009
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nincompimp 

Portmanteau of nincompoop and pimp. Named for James O'Keefe, the fake ACORN pimp (and world class nincompoop) who attempted to seduce a female CNN correspondent by luring her to a boat stocked with condoms, dildos, lube, porno magazines, Alicia Keys music, and hidden video cameras.
What's next for nincompimp James O'Keefe after his clumsy, failed attempt to punk Abbie Boudreau?
nincompimp by pdferguson October 2, 2010

Nincompiss 

A spin on the word nincompoop. Describes an individual short enough in the mind to absolutely piss all over any conversation they enter. Often view themselves as intelligent, while they're really not.
"Jordan is so annoying, I feel like my face is melting when he speaks." "Here he comes now." "What a Nincompiss."
Nincompiss by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026