Nincomfuck

Nincomfuck is an award received for achieving something that no one else could ever do, because common sense wouldn't allow it.

A complete jackass in every manner. A mentally illiterate co-worker. A person completely unaware of any surrounding needs besides their own.

The act of committing something beyond common sense.

A person who says they must stop working because their mouse is overheating. <-- Nincomfuck
Getting drunk with business partners and forgetting where you are and losing your keys and cell phone. <-- Nincomfuck
Attempting drunk sex but leaving a tampon in. <-- Nincomfuck

Nincomfuck by TheGambler01 December 7, 2012

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nincumfuckinpoop

An idiot, a total dimwit.

I told you a thousand times, the red shirt, not the blue one you nincumfuckinpoop!

nincumfuckinpoop by KandiceLayne February 15, 2009

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