Niko

it's the cat with a lightbulb

known to occasionally eat pancakes

(i miss you Niko)

God: Niko is a cat
Niko: I am not a cat! I don't walk on four legs and eat mice like cats do!
(...I hope people don't think I eat mice.)

by the-pancake-man July 12, 2022

Niko

A dope guy to chill with that gets all the hot girls in the block, n tears shit up in the bed

Where's Niko at?

by .ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg January 19, 2009

Niko

One with a typically wide chode

Damn Niko nice chode

by Fineberg March 15, 2022

Niko

A Niko is a super duper cool tall handsome basketball WHO IS NOT GAY (contrary to popular opinion)

Girl: Who is that very very not gay basketball player over there?
Niko: That's me

by astory February 17, 2021

Niko

An amazing and sweet girl that is just lovely on all levels and just simply amazing to talk to and she is just so loveable.

Have you seen Tolly? She's such a niko

by Straponlenny July 12, 2017

Niko

A sexy beast that loves memes and is good hearted and kind.

Niko is so kind

by Sheniqua (Totally not Joe) June 28, 2019

Niko

A guy who takes jokes to far sometimes. He is funny MOST of the time. He gets a lot of girls that hit on him but he does not notice it. He sets high goals for himself and throws a touture tantrum when he does not acheive them. He always wants him to feel like the best in the world and all you are is some drug addict living in hell.

Niko: Do you know what?
Freind: What
Niko: Your crush is calling for you
(Freind runs away and looks all over, Niko steals his stuff and does not come back)

by seattleseahawks115 February 9, 2013