Preferably on a night of festivities, get a couple of your friens together and get the one friend no one likes. Later that night, when the friend is sleeping soundly, ram your penis firmly into his mouth. Then take your most dominate hand and slap him across the face. When this happens, the friend will wake up, attempt to say something, and he won't be able to because your dick is in his mouth.
Jimmy was being a prick all night. He was making the entire night aweful. Later that night, a friend of his snuck into his house and nightwalked the shit out of him.