A device very similar to Life Alert, only it can be used by a white person of any age. A button is pressed whenever I nigger is approaching, and the police immediately arrive, ready to shoot the nigger!
Person A: Damn! I wish I hadn't moved to this ghetto neighborhood. All these niggers are trying to rob me!
Person B: Oh, don't worry. I have Nigger Alert. It'll protect you from those dirty apes.
Person B: Oh, don't worry. I have Nigger Alert. It'll protect you from those dirty apes.
by Adam Perri January 8, 2008