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1. The act of attempting to make it with a girl you have ZERO chance with, by the use of lame pickup attempts, getting naked when not appropriate, and asking the question, "Does size matter?"
I let him sleep in my bed last night, but he totally Nickolmo'd me and I just had to get out of there.
by justblaze5687 August 21, 2011

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