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nez
(noun)1.a small to medium sized crap or poo 2.a word used to express how much of a loser you are
1.i have to take a nez
2.i feel like such a nez right now
by ryan November 28, 2003
 
1.
Nez
Nez can be used as a name or in a sentence. You have to be a particular person to be called a Nez, as at the moment there is only one Nez around.
"You're such a nez"
Nez doesn't mean anything it can just be used in any sentence
by babycaz December 26, 2009
 
2.
nez
1. Used to answer "no" to a question.
2. Used to negate a statement or a verb.

Alternative spellings and pronunciations:
nezzo
nezzaroonies
nezzzzz
nezbro (A contraction of the common phrase, "Nez, bro.")
1.
Hey dude, are you going to that party Friday?
Nez, I'm out of town this weekend.

2.
Jim, I need you to sort this fifty-pound bag of Skittles by color using only your elbows, and I need it done one hour from now.
Wow, boss, nez doing that.
by Dr. Nez December 22, 2013
 
3.
Nez
Essentially, a substitute for "no" or "not."

Other forms:
Nezzie (for times when simply "nez" is too curt. Think of it like as "nope" as opposed to "no)
Nezzzzzzz (for emphasizing how "nez" you are feeling. Compare: "noooooooo")
Hey, did you finish the chem homework?
You must be joking, I am nez about that life.

Come to Starbucks with me.
Nezzie, sorry, I have stuff to do.

Guys, I just hooked up with Tom's sister!
Dude, that's nez okay...
by Shakespeeare December 23, 2013
 
4.
Nez
Another word for "nose".
"Corr, seen the size of his nez!"
by ElfenNyu May 14, 2009
 
5.
nez
1. Cheese, of a cheese derivation.

2. Someone who lies repeatedly to his friends and says strange things just to be different or pretend he is a man of principle. A nez usually has slow mannerisms, air lats, and enjoys projecting his feelings and faults onto others.
1. Hey, that kind looks real nezzy.
Can you pass me the nachos and nez?
Hey is that cottage nez made from 1% milk?

2. That cat was being so nez yesterday. He told us he was babysitting but really went ice skating with a girl.
by Matt Nuzo December 10, 2007