Newsraper 

When someone who is too cheap to buy their own newspaper peers over the shoulder of someone reading theirs.

You should of seen Mark sat next to Dave this morning when he was reading his paper. He's such a newsraper!

Newsraper by Posh Dogg May 18, 2011

newsrape 

An act of abuse; despoliation; or violation: carried out by an editor on a journalist. The newsrape usually takes the form of an excessive but pointless workload that the journalist has almost no time to complete. The story/stories will then inevitably be almost completely rewritten or scrapped altogether in the subbing process.

Synonym in broadcast news: digital penetration

I have way too many straps, ulays and teases to write - why am I always getting newsraped?

newsrape by reporter1 May 28, 2012

Rusty Newspaper 

The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.

Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".

Rusty Newspaper by Uncle Ty October 15, 2012

newscapepro 

A physically disabled person with a camera for a face. usually having the name "cory" or "carl". And has the ability to make others define him on the urban dictionary.

Newscapepro has a camera for a face.

newscapepro by Monstertime13 October 7, 2017

newspaper head 

Someone who sits with a newspaper in front of their head instead of paying attention to the suroundings.

"hey dude check out that newspaper head over there"

newspaper head by JD dudemaster March 5, 2010

newsreader's trousers 

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.

newsreader's trousers by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

NewScapePro 

NewScapePro is A Camera Headed Man Who Is A Minecraft Addict, JK I'm A Fan. He usually Do Roleplays and Other Mini Games, he also Has few Channels With Great Contents. Hey If NewScapePro Is Reading This Can Ya Give Me A Shoutout? My Name is Neilsen (Nilsen). He also do funny videos like try not to laugh and Gmod

I'm a Fan Of NewScapePro, he has funny videos.

NewScapePro by xxXStabXxx October 7, 2017